A have a few stories that I need to get to. Work is F'n killing me right now, so I'll try my best to get to them on the weekends. I realize people always tell me their story is perfect and they don't need editing, but even Stephen King gets his ass hard edited by some chick at Scribner publishing company.
Erratic Cheese Jawbreaker some lost and maybe found stories
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#2. "RE: Queue" In response to Reply # 1 Sun Jun-01-08 08:48 PM by ERRATIC_CHEESE
I hope he posts them soon. I just finished a BAttletech story called "Shave my testicles" and I think it's pretty great. My writing is really getting more mature.
In this story a sex crazed MechWarrior falls in love with a monogamous museum curator. He tries to conquer her, but continuously fails. The story contrasts his victorious BattleMech battles with his off duty failures at meaningful romanec. Finally, in a bid to win her, he promises to donate his penis to her museum if he dies(she is setting up a exhibition on penises).
Sometime later he dies in battle (during the Clan Invasion) and his penis is shipped over to the museum. I'm not sure how to end the story, though.
Either the woman has sex with the embalmed penis or she "mounts" it on the display case and the guy's MechWarrior buddies quip "even in death, chicks are mounting his dick".
So the question is really whether to end with metaphorical sex or real sex.
Anyway, like I say, it's a complex short story and very mature. I might masturbate to it later. My writing has a tendency to turn me on.